
Fuzz
Pest controlBugs run from him. Customers ask for him by name.
- Books inspections
- Knows ants from termites
- Reminds every quarterly service
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Guided tours
Every crewmate gives a spoken tour of what they build. They move the page for you, point at what matters, ask you a question or two and finish with honest starting prices. Pick one and listen.
It's technically alive. It shuffles around Google, groans at phones, takes nine seconds to load and hasn't been touched since 2016. Visitors take one look and run. So do our monsters.
Each one knows their part of the business inside out, and has a personality of their own. Every tour ends back in the chat, so you can ask anything.
30 one-of-a-kind characters, each made for one kind of business and waiting for one company to work for, around the clock. Claim one and we custom build it into your AI front desk: your name on it, your services in its head, answering your phones in its own voice. Once it's claimed, it's gone.

Bugs run from him. Customers ask for him by name.
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Books the showing before they finish scrolling.
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Keeps his cool at 95°F. Picks up on the first ring.
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Raises the roof. Answers every storm call.
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Wears shades indoors. The future's bright.
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Two thumbs up, zero leaks.
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So calm, patients ask if he's the sedation.
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Fetches every booking. Very good dog.
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Leaves no trace. Aliens are good at that.
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Never skips leg day. Never skips a call.
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Worried parent in, booked tutor out. Eureka!
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Turns honey-do lists into booked jobs.
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Don't see your trade? Every character here started as a sketch. We'll design one that's yours from day one, for any business.
Behind every crewmate is a team of very particular monsters. They don't do sales. They do the unglamorous work that makes your site fast, safe, easy to grow and completely yours. Tap one to hear from them.
Head of Speed
Your site takes nine seconds to load? I've seen glaciers move faster. I get it under one.
Head of Good Manners
I make sure everyone can use your site, from screen readers to big-text fans to people holding a coffee in one hand.
Chief Counting Officer
I count every visitor, click and booking, then tell you what it means in plain words. I tried counting sheep. Zero conversions.
Night Watch
One eye, always open. I keep your site up, updated and backed up while you sleep.
Chief Hugging Officer
Three eyes so I never miss a message. Real people reply within a day. I just add the hugs.
Security Bouncer
Bots, spammers and hackers aren't on the list. Not getting in. Your data stays yours.
Chief Stretching Officer
I stretch your site to fit every screen: phones, tablets, and that enormous monitor your uncle won't stop talking about.
Integrations Wizard
I get your booking system, CRM, payments and email talking to each other. It's not magic. Okay, it's a little magic.
Head of Growing
I grow crystals, and your site grows with you. Ten visitors a day or ten thousand, nothing cracks.
Conversion Fire-Starter
I light a fire under your bookings. Not literally. Legal made me say that.
Content Gardener
Fresh content grows on me. Literally, check my head. Pages and posts that answer what your customers search for.
Brand DJ
I keep your brand on beat everywhere: website, socials, emails. Same look, same voice, no off-key notes.
Head of Poking Things
I press every button about four hundred times, so your customers never find the broken one. Best job ever.
Keeper of the Manual
When we hand you the keys, I hand you the manual. Plain English, no jargon, and it's all in your name.